i never see pictures of katy perry on my dash and i just wanna thank yall
when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
“hi! is your refrigerator running”
“yes it is”
“mine is as well! can’t wait to see your fridge at the race tomorrow”
i just wanna shake the hand of whoever cam up with the ALS ice bucket challenge. not only is it raising awareness of an important cause, i’ve also seen more damp celebrities in clinging t-shirts in the past week than i ever dreamed possible.
sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean